10 things NOT to do on Valentine's Day!

Whether it is the most loved, hated, consumerist or trivial holiday matters little: it repeats itself every year, so whether you are single or happily accompanied you will still have to deal with it, some locking themselves in the house pretending that this day does not exist and others racking their brains with ideas that will ultimately never see the light of day, but the thought is enough.
Men know that February 14 is the litmus test by which you will be judged for the following 6 months, until the summer vacations, so the focus is all on you creating, we understand, some performance anxiety.
We want to remind you, dear darlings, not to make some very trivial mistakes that we know you could fall into.
THE 10 THINGS NOT TO DO ON VALENTINE'S DAY

• HONEY FOR EVERYONE

  
  be sure not to greet us on the doorstep with inlaid pink goblets overflowing with sparkling, chilled Champagne-pink is so sugary! http://www.rgmania.com/scheda_prodotto/flute_vetro_rosa_lady_diamond/



• CHICCHERIA

  avoid the appetizers made with (frozen) shrimp on curry sauce (which you'll have a hard time spotting among the spices), skewered in those oh-so-ethnic bamboo hearts that remind us weasels so much of the Japanese restaurants we like to go to. http://www.rgmania.com/scheda_prodotto/stecchini_bamboo_cuore_cm_15/



• ME AND YOU

  why would you ever set the table with a runner that creates an atmosphere that seems to say 'Just you and me at last': it's terribly synonymous with an attention span we keep a good distance from! http://www.rgmania.com/sp/rotolotete-tetes-duni-dunicel/



• MOM'S HEART.

  avoid like the plague making heart-shaped dumplings for us: we don't want to devour the work (of your mother) of an entire afternoon! http://www.rgmania.com/scheda_prodotto/stampo-ravioli-cuore-legno-alluminio-11-5x8-5-cm/



• VERY SLOW FOOD

  : don't serve us sea bass with baked potatoes on a white porcelain plate, after all, we are used to lunchtime sandwiches! http://www.rgmania.com/scheda_prodotto/piatto_cuore_porcellana_bianca_cm_22/



• FASHION FOR PASSION

  don't let us find a bottle of wine on the table in an ice bag to let us know that you remember our passion for handbags (remember that?), but also that the intention is for us to relax and get tipsy. http://www.rgmania.com/scheda_prodotto/ice-bag-portaghiaccio-portabottiglie-prestige-pvc-trasparente/



• SWEET VIOLATIONS

  . woe betide us if we enter the house enveloped in the scent of our favorite cake all covered in powdered sugar, clearly made at the last second by the neighbor whose boiled fish eyes you made (much like the sea bass mentioned above). http://www.rgmania.com/scheda_prodotto/stampi_cuore_paderno_cm_12_11/



• IMAGES INI

  And if you ever think of putting a chalkboard in the center of the table on which to leave a romantic message, forget it! http://www.rgmania.com/scheda_prodotto/lavagna-dag-style-materiale-plastico-21x30cm-da-tavolo-rosso/



• RED PASSION

  should the ravenous intention cross your mind to have us end such an aberrant dinner party with a cocktail sprinkled with ruby red dye (a little thing, but taaaaaaaauch scenic), avoid it! http://www.rgmania.com/scheda_prodotto/colorante_polvere_rubino_gr_40/



• HAPPY ENDING

  finally, we hope that you should never, ever think of blowing out the candle that created so much atmosphere all evening, dropping a darkness that leaves only a vivid imagination to think about what might happen ... http://www.rgmania.com/scheda_prodotto/bicchieri_candela_duni_champagne_30_ore/

Well, handsome little men, if you followed our directions and DID NOT DO ANYTHING of the above, then it is indeed true: YOU DESERVE TO BE SINGLE!
Remember, a single attention drawn from such a list is worth more than any other gesture.